Washington Gridlock: Swamp and Times Battle to 3-3 Tie

WASHINGTON – In a game that lived up to its location, the Washington Swamp and the New York Times fought to a 3-3 gridlock on Saturday night. The teams traded goals all evening, with neither able to pull away. Sylvia Plath played hero for the Swamp, scoring the game-tying goal. Plath also added an assist for a two-point night. Washington opened the scoring on a goal from Linus Torvalds, with assists from Julian Assange and Chuck Palahniuk. ...

November 7, 2025