The Miami Saints, powered by a balanced attack of tech pioneers and inventors, overcame an early deficit to defeat Chicago Style 4-2 on Saturday. The game was a tight, back-and-forth contest until the Saints pulled away with three unanswered goals.

Chicago struck first. Jeff Bezos, showing unexpected agility, buried a feed from Ted Williams and Angela Ruggiero to give his team the lead. Miami, however, had an answer. Philo Farnsworth, in a flash of inspiration, tied the game off a complex play set up by Theodore G. Paraskevakos and the duo of Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Chicago’s superstar, Ted Williams, refused to be outdone–he scored a brilliant unassisted goal to put Chicago back on top 2-1.

That lead would be Chicago’s last. The inventor of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, knotted the game at two apiece. The go-ahead goal, which proved to be the game-winner, came from an unlikely source. Ralph Baer, the father of video games, finished a play from Natalie Darwitz and Barry Bonds to give Miami its first lead. Larry Ellison later added an insurance goal, capping a dominant shift.

Chicago’s offense, despite six shots from a frustrated Hunter S. Thompson, couldn’t find another way past Saints goaltender Terry Sawchuk, who was stellar with 25 saves.

Game Report: Chicago Style vs. Miami Saints

Final Score

Chicago Style: 2   Miami Saints: 4

Scoring Summary

  • Chicago Style Goal: Jeff Bezos (Angela Ruggiero, Ted Williams)
  • Miami Saints Goal: Philo Farnsworth (Theodore G. Paraskevakos, Larry Page and Sergey Brin)
  • Chicago Style Goal: Ted Williams
  • Miami Saints Goal: Tim Berners-Lee (Geraldine Heaney)
  • Miami Saints Goal: Ralph Baer (Natalie Darwitz, Barry Bonds)
  • Miami Saints Goal: Larry Ellison (Jim Brown, Theodore G. Paraskevakos)

Chicago Style Stats

Player G A P SOG
Ted Williams 1 1 2 4
Jeff Bezos 1 0 1 2
Angela Ruggiero 0 1 1 5
Bobby Hull 0 0 0 2
Phil Esposito 0 0 0 0
Tupac Shakur 0 0 0 3
Gangsta Boo 0 0 0 2
Hunter S. Thompson 0 0 0 6
Vint Cerf 0 0 0 2
Michael Jordan 0 0 0 1

Miami Saints Stats

Player G A P SOG
Theodore G. Paraskevakos 0 2 2 2
Philo Farnsworth 1 0 1 2
Ralph Baer 1 0 1 0
Tim Berners-Lee 1 0 1 2
Larry Ellison 1 0 1 3
Geraldine Heaney 0 1 1 3
Natalie Darwitz 0 1 1 3
Larry Page and Sergey Brin 0 1 1 2
Barry Bonds 0 1 1 1
Jim Brown 0 1 1 7
Bo Jackson 0 0 0 2
Goalie SV GA SV%
Terry Sawchuk 25 2 0.926