The Philadelphia Dieties put on an offensive clinic Friday, dismantling the Pittsburgh Pisces in a decisive 6-0 victory.
The Dieties’ scoring was deep and relentless. Tim Cook led the charge, factoring in on three goals with one goal and two assists. Simone De Beauvour was the game’s top goal-scorer, finding the back of the net twice.
The attack didn’t stop there. Jenny Potter and Danielle Goyette each contributed multi-point games with a goal and an assist, while Babe Ruth added two helpers from the blue line. Marie-Philip Poulin rounded out the scoring with a goal assisted by Chelsea Manning.
The Pisces, meanwhile, were completely stifled by the Dieties’ pressure, unable to generate any offense or find an answer to the overwhelming attack.
Game Report: Philadelphia Dieties vs. Pittsburgh Pisces
Final Score
Philadelphia Dieties: 6
Pittsburgh Pisces: 0
Scoring Summary
- Philadelphia Dieties Goal: Danielle Goyette (Babe Ruth, Jenny Potter)
- Philadelphia Dieties Goal: Tim Cook (Johan Mauchly, Babe Ruth)
- Philadelphia Dieties Goal: Simone De Beauvour
- Philadelphia Dieties Goal: Marie-Philip Poulin (Chelsea Manning)
- Philadelphia Dieties Goal: Simone De Beauvour (Tim Cook, Danielle Goyette)
- Philadelphia Dieties Goal: Jenny Potter (Tim Cook)
Philadelphia Dieties Stats
| Player | G | A | P | SOG |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Cook | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
| Simone De Beauvour | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 |
| Jenny Potter | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| Danielle Goyette | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| Babe Ruth | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 |
| Marie-Philip Poulin | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 |
| Johan Mauchly | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chelsea Manning | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
| Brianna Decker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| J Dilla | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Fujio Masuoka | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Satya Nadella | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Willie Mays | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Jerry Rice | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
Pittsburgh Pisces Stats
| Player | G | A | P | SOG |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mario Lemieux | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Sidney Crosby | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Jayna Hefford | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Eazy-E | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| William S. Burroughs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Kurt Vonnegut | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Jeff Buckley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Richard Branson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Steve Ballmer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Greta Thunberg | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Roberto Clemente | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Joe Montana | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |