BOSTON – Bobby Orr was an unstoppable force Saturday night, recording a hat trick and an assist to lead the Boston Tea Party to a 5-2 victory over the New York Times.

Orr’s four-point performance dominated the game. He opened the scoring with an unassisted goal, struck again with help from Lawrence Lessig and Ray Bourque, and completed the hat trick on a setup from Lessig. Orr wasn’t just scoring, he also assisted on Robert Johnson’s goal. Tom Brady rounded out the scoring for the victorious Tea Party.

The New York Times struggled to keep pace, despite a strong playmaking effort from Connor McDavid, who registered two assists. Hilary Knight and Ozzie Smith provided the goals for the Times, but it wasn’t enough to overcome the deficit.

Despite the lopsided score, the game was tightly contested. The Times narrowly outshot the Tea Party 38 to 36, but Boston’s offense proved far more efficient.

Box Score

Scoring Summary

  • Boston Tea Party Goal: Bobby Orr
  • Boston Tea Party Goal: Bobby Orr (Lawrence Lessig, Ray Bourque)
  • Boston Tea Party Goal: Tom Brady
  • Boston Tea Party Goal: Bobby Orr (Lawrence Lessig)
  • New York Times Goal: Hilary Knight (The Notorious B.I.G., Connor McDavid)
  • New York Times Goal: Ozzie Smith (Mark Messier, Connor McDavid)
  • Boston Tea Party Goal: Robert Johnson (Bobby Orr, The Lady of Rage)

Team Statistics

Team SOG Goals
Boston Tea Party 36 5
New York Times 38 2

Player Statistics

Boston Tea Party

Player G A P SOG
Bobby Orr 3 1 4 8
Lawrence Lessig 0 2 2 2
Robert Johnson 1 0 1 1
Tom Brady 1 0 1 5
The Lady of Rage 0 1 1 1
Ray Bourque 0 1 1 4
Cammi Granato 0 0 0 2
Big Pun 0 0 0 1
William Gibson 0 0 0 1
Alexander Graham Bell 0 0 0 4
Cory Doctorow 0 0 0 2
Ronnie Lott 0 0 0 5

New York Times

Player G A P SOG
Connor McDavid 0 2 2 2
Hilary Knight 1 0 1 5
Ozzie Smith 1 0 1 0
Mark Messier 0 1 1 6
The Notorious B.I.G. 0 1 1 7
Guru 0 0 0 1
Tom Robbins 0 0 0 6
Mark Zuckerberg 0 0 0 4
Malala Yousafzai 0 0 0 3
Jerry West 0 0 0 4